Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

The first clue... is that it is something...

Round.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Nega Trilby and I pull up outside Salt's house.
"This feels... wrong... somehow."
"That's because it is. If it makes you feel better, it's only wrong if Salt doesn't kill his wife."
"I don't think that's how morality works."

 

[Saltarius]

"A bomb."

 

[RaNDM G]

... Holy fuck.

You get a bomb.

 

[Saltarius]

"...How do I disarm it? And where is Aradia?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I... I don't know. I'm just the narrator.

You hold the bomb in your hands. It's one of those cool black bombs with the lit fuse. You think you're going to have some fun with this.

 

[Saltarius]

"Obviously you have a script numbnuts. Read ahead!"

 

[RaNDM G]

Dude, I just whing it. Scripts are for pussies.

 

[Saltarius]

 

[RaNDM G]

There goes your perfectly good bomb.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I call Salt.
"So, how goes the wife-hunt?"

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile...
"Not counting your chickens there at all, are you?" Knife says, parrying a swing from For The Motherland, and retaliating with at Nega Salt's stomach which is in turn blocked. The fight continues in this vein for a while, with neither party gaining much ground over the other.

 

[Saltarius]

"Haven't found her yet. This narrator asshole isn't giving me any help."

 

[RaNDM G]

Well, EXCUUUUUUUUSE ME!

There seem to be two avenues you can take. You can drop in on NegaCorp from the skylights. Or you can rappel from the side of the building. Your call.

 

[Saltarius]

"Whatever."

I take the elevator to the Negacorp level and bust down the door.

"Alright, where the hell is Aradia Megido?"

 

[RaNDM G]

The secretary tells you to take a number and have a seat. They will call numbers shortly.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: i'm back, where should I drop in?

 

[RaNDM G]

@Ryan: Salt's waiting in line to save Aradia. Knife is fighting Nega Salt.

You can do something completely different if you feel like it.

 

[Saltarius]

I wait patiently for my name to be called.

"God this is boring. Yo Sis, is Tril around? If so, barricade the doors. He might be trying to kill Gideon."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: thanks

I look for my missing cultists and then "NOOO MY YOUNLINGS!"