Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Who's this handsome guy?" Both heads ask in unison.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....I have to say, the look does suit you. Pehraps with those extra arms...."
Anothe pair of arms grows beneath Paddys first pair.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh wow! I'll get these added as soon as we've completed our daring rescue mission." I wiggle all twenty fingers.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Now you can weild twice the knives!!"
I dance and make Happy Smoothies.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But what if I were to dual wield bows, with four arrows in each, then dual wield my dual wield?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I blink.

 

[Saltarius]

"All right, fuck the speculation, it's time to save my wife in a dramatic rescue mission!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hell Yeah! Just as soon as we get out of this Labyrinth!"

 

[Saltarius]

I walk out the exact way I came.

"Done."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ain't no rescue mission like a G-Team rescue mission! Which means waiting for Zombie."

 

[Saltarius]

"...You are willing to let sick fucks like my Nega keep my wife captive for any longer than necessary? You sir, are a sick, sick man."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey now buddy, they're holding my Nega too. And he's my second favourite person in this place. He'll look after Aradia."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Before I fall asleep, I hand a Datapad to Paddy.
"Should have all the things concerning Aradia that the old Sigma had on his copmuter. Good luck in there."
I fall asleep.
(night guys)

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure as hell didn't sound like he was being held. I swear, if there's a single scratch on her, all those bastards are going to pay."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey now, your Nega hates me just much as he hates you. Which means he also hates my Nega. I dunno man. Look at all this shit, how are going to get to the top floor of the mall? And I thought we were going to kill them on principle. Except mine obviously."

 

[Saltarius]

"There's a new invention called the stairs, dumbass."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah that's not the issue. The issue is them being on the TOP FLOOR, of a city which is actually an INFINITE mall."

 

[Saltarius]

"Infinity is nonexistent. It obviously ends somewhere. Now get your ass down here, we've got a wife to save."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And a Nega dickweed. They're people too. At least mine is. Just lemme light up." I get distracted and begin watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace.

 

[Saltarius]

Paddy suddenly ends up next to me.

"...Strange. Come on, let's hope to it grasshead."