Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"God bless those crazy bastards." I get out my phone and call my Nega. "I presume you've arrived?" A tired voice answers me. "Of course. Here in wonderful Negacorp. Their basement to be precise. Evidently being friends with myself is unacceptable to them." I do a double take. "How are you in the basement of a top floor office?" I can feel his grin down the phone. "The mall hey? So. Are you gonna stage a daring rescue mission?" I grin too. "What other option do I have? See you soon darling." I hang up and dial a different number. "Salt, the very wonderful Sigma has a location on the people holding Aradia, which means we have a lead on hers. Assemble the rest of the fighters, we're going to launch a daring rescue mission."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Wait... Aradia, you know where she is?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We know where the people keeping her are."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"So i'm guessing one of you is responsible for the bounty on her then"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It was my idea, to get bounty hunters to do all the ground work for us. But thanks to Sig that was unnecessary."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look at something on my wrist which begins to display red binary
"Apparently my followers who saw the bounty are... what the fuck they're not transmitting."
X steps out from behind me and says "They're probably dead"
Ryan: "Don't care"
X: "Fi-"
Ryan: "When are we going in?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Follwers? Exciting. Although they are almost certainly all dead now. Shame."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I sit down on the floor "I just lost twenty people didn't I..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can replace them. Hell, with us fighters they're not even necessary."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan: "..."
X: "He's right"
Ryan: "I promised them"
X: "I know, but you can make it up to the rest of them"
Ryan: "Fine"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is the mall son, consequences means your balls hurt because someone kicked you in them."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Why the fuck did Xot do it to us... I understand Salt and Zombie, but all of us..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Same reason I do everything that I do in here. Partly because it's fun, partly because I can."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"It's probably the second part, more than the first."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, getting bounty hunters to launch an attack on the Negas HQ was probably a bad idea..."
More grubs fall from the hatch in the ceiling, this time landing on Ryans head.
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[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall through a crack I make in the floor, which seals behind me

X: "Should I get him?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He's your... Whatever he is to you. Do what you like. And we have the upper hand on the Negas. Me."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X falls through another crack, which seals behind her

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Weirder and weirder. Hey Sig, do you think a second head and third arm would suit me?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I don't know...lemme check..."
I get out a tapemeasure and measure Paddys shoulders. A secound head grows from his right shoulder.
"Hmmmmmm..."