Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Sup Ryan."
I search for Negacorps Address.
"You have someone inside everything, Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

Another hatch flips open.
Another grub lands on Salts head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I look at sig "So... hows this reality been to you?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well Ryan, apparently I am an evil mysterious person who lives in an infinite Labyrinth full of random trpas, which I can control with these buttons. So far I've discovered one make lasers fill tunnels, and one makes baby trolls fall from the ceiling."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"huh... You should check if an orphanage is above the trap... and wait do you even know how to leave here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"In my line of work having connections helps, and with you I actually have two inside men." I ruffle Sig's hair. "Hey Ryan."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh..no. My past self probably had Tracker calibrated for exits, but I don't have that update yet. And killing yourself just respawns you here."
I bring up the TrapSylladex on my computer. Above the hole the Grubs keep falling out of, there is a glowing blue portal. Searching for it's reverse-terminus, I find a corresponding orange portal in the Sollux Centre for Abandoned Grubs.
"Well shit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I have a way out if you need it... have you actually tried killing youself to get out?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Just keep doing what you do Sig." I pat him on the shoulder and turn to Ryan, grinning. "How do you think I got in here?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I assumed you walked in."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If I had would there be a bullet in my skull?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Huh?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I wave my gun barrel next to my temple. And grin.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Ok?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I close my eyes and pick another button.
Four miles below us, a small nuclear bomb drops into a tunnel, and explodes in a swarm of radioactve monkey-crows.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ugh, you're no fun. Found anything Sig?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Because these reality shifts are fucking with my head."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Tell me about it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm working my way through the traps. Maybe If I set them all off, we'll be able to get out without dying."
I abandon the trap board, and search for [color={BLUE}]Negacorp[/color] in the directory.
"Apparently their headquarters are on the top floor of the mall. Which is odd, because the mall is infinitly high."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Spoiler: Temp Notes

Just trying to keep track of the Ryans so far in Ryan's head

Ryan-0, X-3, Astartes Ryan, Mechanicus Ryan, Hereticus Ryan, Xenos Ryan, Malleus Ryan, Sepulturum Ryan, Genestealer Ryan, Nayr, 4th-wall Ryan, Mall 2 Ryan (detective), Mall 3 Ryan (detective), Mall 4 Ryan (cult leader), Neg Ryan 1, Neg Ryan 2, Neg Ryan 3, Neg Ryan 4...

So at least eighteen now, yeah he's losing his mind by this point

"I'm going to retroactively abort Xot when this is over"