Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Yes i'm obviously the fuckhead for trying to stop you from killing innocents."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft. Let me start off. Firstly, I saw into the universe when I reset it. I know so much more shit than you do. This means I understand that Gashogs population, was essentially evil. The madness, is another factor, which includes the voice. Secondly, not once did you attempt to fight back. At least not yourself.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, both of you just shut up. I've got things I need to do and I honestly don't want to deal with anyone's bullshit right now."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Then go and do it Salt. I ain't stopping you." I calmly say, as I sit down.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm coming up with an apology to Sister for letting my feelings override my rationality, thusly ruining our friendship. I can't really do anything until she gets back."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I stick a grenade in the hole in my arm and set it off

 

[MinimanZombie]

"That was fucking pointless Ryan." I walk off, bored.
[With that, goodnight.]

 

[RaNDM G]

[With that, good evening.]

"Guys, guys, guys, what the fuck are you all doing?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm waiting for Sis to come back so I can properly apologize before getting my ass handed to me by Dave, and Ryan's doing cult-y bullshit."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Goddammit Ryan. And Dave and Sister are still on their date? It's been..."

He looks at his watch.

"HALF A FUCKING HOUR! And goddammit Ryan."

 

[Saltarius]

"Seriously. I should probably get to the bottom of this damn microphone that fucks up my writing. And to be honest, I'm as surprised as you it's gone on this long."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why is it every time I walk into a room, everyone else shuts up?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Everyone is too busy admiring your beauty."

 

[RaNDM G]

"... Please don't tell me that's a come on."

 

[Saltarius]

"Xot, I'm blind. You really think I'm able to 'admire' anybody?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well, I don't know."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Did you want it to be a come-on?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Fucking no! What's wrong with you?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Take a joke man. Christ. I think you already know the only person I'd be willing to be ina relationship with. They don't feel the same way."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well Jesus man, don't scare me like that."