Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I thought you liked dudes."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Who said that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, when I accused you of being a homophobe, Sis said you were the complete opposite, leading me to conclude...y'know."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh, no. Just because I'm president of the GSA's Mall branch doesn't mean I have to swing that way."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, I never said I had a problem with it. What does it matter to me what you do in bed? Seriously, when the fuck are they getting back? There's not even that much shit to do on Anhur."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Maybe. Then again, they've only been out for..."

Xot looks at his watch.

"34 minutes."

 

[Knife-28]

I walk over to Salt and Xot. "So, anything interesting happening?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Salt thought I was gay, Ryan is the head of a cult apparently, and Dave and Sister are still on their date. Other than that, not much."

 

[Saltarius]

"We're dicking around until Sis and Dave get back from their...date. You think you could make like a computer chip that let me smell and taste colors and shit? That'd be awesome."

 

[Knife-28]

"Right...and sorry Salt, but I'm not that adept at technology. You might ask Knife though, he said he was going to look for some blueprints or something before he disappeared."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, just relay the message. But I mean, the world becomes your personal candy bowl! Being blind fucking rules!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, I think I'll just keep my eyes thanks."

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't gonna blind you man. But I mean, I get to know people through what they say, not by their looks. And I'll never see an ugly woman again, eh? I mean, seeing beauty is something you don't always appreciate until you've lost your ability to but, honestly, it really isn't that bad."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea, ok then." I say, sitting down to toy with the mystery artifact some more. "So, you still going to challange Dave to a duel when he gets back?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hells yeah I am."

 

[RaNDM G]

"You know you're gonna get your ass whupped, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, have you completely forgotten the electroreception suit I made you? Incidentally, I've completed the final version. Much more streamlined. Less likely to electrocute you."

 

[Saltarius]

"I did say I know that was going to happen, right?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Just making sure. And Trilby? No power suits. I'm not starting another ten page rant over this."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, let me speed this up."

sodiumEngineer[SE] began pestering turntechGodhead[TG]

SE: Alright, unless you two are getting hammered or something at a bar
SE: Get back here so I can kick your ass.