"OK, right, before I get my ass handed to me in this duel, I need to just say this Sis. I'm sorry for letting my emotions override my judgement and ruin our friendship. I was a douchebag and I wasn't respecting you as a person. Whether or not you and Dave works out, just be happy. I hope that someday we can at least be friends again. Alright, you ready then, Dave?"