Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well Salt, what the fuck do you expect? Getting to know everything about everything, everyone, and anything, on top of having a stupid fucking voice in your head-Gah!" I lurch over gasping. My hand, for some reason, grabs a dagger. I stab myself in the stomach.
"Fuck!" I topple over.

 

[Saltarius]

"Deal. Whenever you're ready, Strider."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...God fucking damn it."
You have brought this upon yourself! The voice rings. My hand grabs the dagger, and slams it onto my leg.
"AaAaAhh....Guys? Can I get a bit of help? From anyone?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Davesprite captchalogues the dagger.

you have serious problems

[HEADING=2]STRIFE![/HEADING]

DAVE: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

SALT: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"Just a tip, you might want to be a little quieter."

I slice at Dave's chest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...Guys? This is kind of FUCK!" A random knife digs into my right shoulder, and twists about. I spot Sister.
"Oh fu- Yo Sis! Know we're supposed to hate each other, but can you help me?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"God, fine."

She captchalogues the dagger and drags Zombie to an emergency room.

Dave parries and raps Salt on the shoulder with the pommel of his sword.

DAMAGE: -1

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, right then."

I clash swords with Dave before cutting his arm.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Thanks. Now, from my guess, me and you will never be friends again. So uh...Yeah. Once again, sorry for everything I may have done to annoy you, but obviously it can't be sincere, because A) I have no fucking clue what I did, and B) You don't seem to let grudges go. Or take into consideration the fact that I may not have done anything that has seemingly offended you from my perspective. Or at least, I didn't until recently."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Why do you list everything you say?"

You scrape Dave's arm. He punches your sword hand away.

DAVE: DAMAGE: -2

SALT: DAMAGE: -1

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I dunno. The voice likes organization. So...How's the fight going?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Let me be frank with you, I don't really expect to win."

I grab Dave's hand with my own and pull him close before whacking his shoulder with my sword's hilt.

 

[RaNDM G]

He punches you in the gut as you pull him in.

DAVE: DAMAGE: -1

SALT: DAMAGE: -1

"Tied."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. That's better than I expected Salt to do. How'd your date with D-Sprite go?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Pretty good. We just hung out really."

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, should have expected that."

I stab Davesprite in the chest.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Cool, cool. Uh...thoughts on Anhur?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"It's... nice. Kinda boring but nice."

Dave parries and pierces your right shoulder.

SALT: DAMAGE: -3

DAVE: IIIIIIIIIIII

SALT: IIIIIIIII

 

[Saltarius]

"You're unsually silent."

I kick Dave in the stomach.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. The king's a cool guy. And the civilians seem alright." I try to remember if I brought anything from the market.