Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Aw come on, I wanna see you draw!"

 

[Knife-28]

I continue to sit there, drinking my smoothie while deep in thought.

 

[Paddy the Second]

no

 

[Saltarius]

"Pleeasseeeeee?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

n

 

[Paddy the Second]

o

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, hey Knife. So, you're a Lord? How fun."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, yeah, proabably ought to get this out of the way."

I walk in Trilby's general direction and kneel.

"So, as a Knight, I'm supposed to serve Lords or whatever. So, at your service then."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I guess that as a Maid I should do that too. You want me to wear the outfit?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, I bet you look fantastic."

 

[Paddy the Second]

***** please.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, I meant that sincerely."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I turn Salt around so he's facing Knife, who I am not next to.
"Wrong person."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Then why the italics?

 

[Saltarius]

"That's how sincere I am."


"Right. What I said. At your service, m'lord."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah, me too I guess."

 

[Saltarius]

"So...yeah. I get the feeling this relationship is going to get awkward fast."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Whatever gives you that idea?" I change into a sexy French Maid outfit, still smoking the joint.

 

[Saltarius]

I bite my lip.

"Dat ass."

 

[Captain Anon]

"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" screams someone at the top of their voice as they fall and crashes though a glass roof of the mall and gets knocked out and then falls to the ground lifeless and back first but he hits the ground he created a giant crater going from one store on one side to another one on the other side and he just lays there lifeless and in a heap.