Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Again, I can do, and be, what I want."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'll be rocking those pajamas. Bitches'll be swooning. And they'll be like, do I look good enough for you? And I'll smile and say, 'Baby, I'm blind.'"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You honestly have no idea how much poontang a dude in a Maid outfit can rake in."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knights. I'll be Lancelot on that shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Lancelot could see."

 

[Saltarius]

"Bitches take sympathy on the handicapped, and they swoon over the badass. Do the math."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sympathy =/= sexytimes. Salt =/= badass."

 

[Saltarius]

"And you naked is a vision that would blind many. Hell, it nearly blinded me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, you're aiming for pity sex?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You ever hear of bondage?" I grin before remembering that it's pointless.

 

[Saltarius]

"Er...Cyclops gets bitches. Daredevil gets bitches."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Those are wish fulfillment character's created and written by dudes with glasses. Of course they get bitches."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because they're fucking badasses, not because they're handicapped."

 

[Saltarius]

"I piledrived the possessed vessel of an eldritch abomination. I think I'm on the right track."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And who's going to believe you if you tell that story in a bar or club?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Since then you've acted like a shithead to the point that someone took your vision, and after that you turned into a whiny son of a dick."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, how many people really want you, especially in a maid outfit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You'd be surprised."

 

[Saltarius]

"As in it's in the negatives?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"As in if I didn't only know these people online I would literally be up to my neck in bitches."