Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"That shit better be Batman or Swamp Thing."

I toss a ball in any direction.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Omnibus you ingrate." I light a joint.

 

[Saltarius]

"Does that shit have the goddamn apocalypse occuring where superheroes with no connection to animals or plants turn into zombie monsters? Didn't think so."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, how did you know Paddy was reading a comic book?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No, but it's an integral part of underground comix history. And very funny to boot. Also you can't read comics without eyes."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Huh, I dunno. And I read comics when I could see. Now I won't see the end of Rotworld. Hell, I won't even see the beginning."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And you spent a lot of time walking around unassisted..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You could." I muse.

 

[Saltarius]

"At least it's better than when Alan Moore was writing it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I kill Salt a thousand times, each more vile than the last.

 

[Saltarius]

"MOORE CANT WRITE FOR SHIT, MOORE CANT WRITE FOR SHIT, LA LA LA LA"

 

[Paddy the Second]

Alan Moore appears and breaks Salt's very being.

 

[Saltarius]

I'm afraid Moore can't do that because he practices bullshit magic.

"Hey there Mr. Moore. Please, come back when you can write a villain that isn't a nihilist."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Moore knocks Salt's head off with a copy of the Unearthing audiobook.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a Molotov cocktail at Salt and Alan Moore.

 

[Saltarius]

"Aw, did I strike a nerve?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I stand up, delicately placing the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers Omnibus on the floor. It disappears. I crack my fingers. "Not really, I just wanted a fight to start." My gauntlets begin to crackle and I take up a flamenco stance. "Shall we?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, to be honest. I should probably of all things be looking for leads as to Sister's whereabouts."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drop the stance. "Sister's whereabouts are not in the mall. Ergo she is outside infinity. There is no way of finding her unless she wants to be found."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, did you want to be found by this Mall?"