Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

I slap Salt in the face with my arm half outstretched.
"Now hit me back."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I wanted something like it to happen and carry me away from mundanity. It'll do."

 

[Saltarius]

"The point is, sometimes people are found whether they want it or not. Also, Tril..."

I punch him in the face.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But Sister is a Free Agent, or whatever. She has some kind of authority. We don't."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How did you know where I was without depth perception?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck does authority have to do with it? Me being a Knight grants me nothing. Knife being a Lord grants him no-...Fuck."

"I judged where you were from where I was struck and took a swing."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That's not how touch works."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The mall doesn't operate on Sburb rules. It operates on it's own. Or it's bosses, whichever. We have no say over anything that happens here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I detect a hint of jealousy Paddy? And Tril, I don't know, blind people are always total badasses in fiction, so why not here?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why would I be jealous of you? You can't use the internet. And in fiction? Are you implying that's where we are?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No, but I have a proper title. A badass one at that. And you said the Mall is all kinds of ficiton or some shit in one of your high-ass ramblings."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm a Maid of Space dipshit. Suck my all encompassing wang. And I said a lotta things. Still do."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's funny because the opposite happened in an alternate univ-I've said too much."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hiyoooh! But seriously, I have the most powerful aspect and a sweet outfit to go with it."

 

[Saltarius]

"They're still pajamas."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Says the one whose God Tier outfit makes him look like a lollipop."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, I think Maid is a female class..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey, don't diss the PJ's."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trilby I can wear what I like, regardless of intended gender. And Damn I look fine in that Maid outfit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, I mean that it's a class only given to women."