Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, I can't see you with anybody, in the near future, or at all."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can't see anything right now, never mind in the future."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You know Salt, Knights are supposed to respect women..."

 

[Saltarius]

"That was the joke, dumbass."

I playfully punch Paddy in the arm.

"Okay, it's seriously weirding me out how I could do that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh yeah, the point I was making earlier. Salt, I think you can see. You just refuse to believe it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You ever see the Last Airbender? Toph's vibration based vision. Although you're wearing shoes. And can't earth bend."

 

[Saltarius]

"Everyone knows Toph let out sonic waves to help her see."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, hit me in the face."
I step to the side and duck down slightly.

 

[Saltarius]

I pull out my laptop and hit one of the bookmarked pages.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I forgot that one. Looking forward to season two of Korra. You're not."

 

[Saltarius]

"I saw season one actually. I liked it, even though the pacing was utter shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes, but you won't be seeing season 2!" I pull an over the top face and hold out my hand for a high five.

 

[Saltarius]

"I didn't want to. Steven Blum won't be in it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm still hanging here."

 

[Saltarius]

"OH SORRY, DIDN'T 'SEE' YOU THERE!"

I hi-five Paddy, laughing like a madman.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This guy gets it!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you an artist? Draw me like one of your french girls."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"no"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, how did you know where Paddy's hand was?"