Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Can't we use space magic or some bullshit?"

 

[Saltarius]

"That would be even worse. Also, it's not a very good lesson if five seconds after accepting a fact, we try and change it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But this is a problem which within our magical science fiction universe there is a probable solution."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy. I'm blind. I am fine with being blind. End of story."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"OK, I just got this extra eye on my forehead that's not doing much else."

 

[Saltarius]

"I DO NOT WANT YOUR FREAKY SPACE EYE, ALRIGHT?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It only used to be a freaky space eye. Now it's just a freaky regular eye."

 

[Saltarius]

"My point stands. I'm blind and I'm fine with it, so stop offering."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"My point was you JUST ACCEPT THINGS! You don't listen to solutions! You've accepted that you're blind to the point that you resist ANY ATTEMPT TO FIX IT."

 

[Saltarius]

"THE SOLUTION IS STAYING BLIND, YOU FUCKTARD."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt, the man with a chronic disease, such as diabetes, accepts his condition. But he still hopes for a cure. You are keeping your blindness because you are angry at yourself and feel as if you should be punished."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's more because it's not so bad and the fact that any attempts that curing it end with me getting hurt in painful ways."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"If you've accepted it, then why did you go so long without getting a cane or a seeing eye dog? And when we came up with the idea of a seeing eye dog, why did you resist?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because fuck you, that's why."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, 'fuck us' for trying to help you deal with your disability."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The solutions exploded in your face because you relied on Trilby for them. This eye is of Tormance, it is changeable, but safe. I could easily transfer it to you with no danger."

 

[Saltarius]

"Guys. I have Ace. That is all I need. So kindly leave me alone now. We have to play...catch or something."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How can you play catch with a seeing eye dog?"

 

[Saltarius]

"By throwing a ball numbnuts."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes obviously, but... Whatever." I sit down and begin to read some comix.