Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I scratch my chin underneath my beard. "How do you know things aren't going to get better? Nothing is lost forever." I give a wry smile. "Except for the Cathedral of Catechism."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stop as soon and turn around as I hear Salt.
I walk towards Salt, raise a fist and punch him in the face, knocking him to the ground.
"STOP! BEING! SUCH! A! WHINY! ACCEPTING! *****!"
I start kicking Salt in the face and chest.
"EVERYTHING! BAD! THAT! HAPPENED! TO! YOU! IS! BECAUSE! YOU! ARE! A! *****!"
I stop kicking Salt's face, and start kicking his abdomen and legs.
"YOU'RE! BLIND! BECAUSE! ON! GASHOG! YOU! WERE! AN! ASSHOLE!"
I roll Salt onto his back with one foot and start stomping on his face.
"SISTER! LEFT! BECAUSE! YOU! WERE! TOO! FUCKING! PUSHY!"
I pick Salt up by the collar and start punching him in the face.
"YOU! ARE! A! FUCKING! KNIGHT! FUCKING! ACT! LIKE! IT!"
I switch to punching Salt in the gut.
"KNIGHTS! DON'T! *****! THEY! PROTECT! PEOPLE!"
I drag Salt over to a shop window and smack his face into it.
"A! KNIGHT! WOULD! LEARN! TO! NOT! BE! A! WANKER! SO! HE! COULD! BE! A! FUCKING! DECENT! KNIGHT!"
I grab Salt's throat and pin him against the window.
"How can you protect us if you ***** every time something shitty happens to you instead of learning from your mistakes like a NORMAL FUCKING PERSON!? Are you going to accept everything, or are you going to fight back for once!?"

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Trilby in the balls and grab his head, twisting it and snapping his neck.

"I advise you start shutting the fuck up now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That was unnecessary Salt. Now let's not deny that you have your problems and have made your mistakes. But you must come to terms with them and yourself."

 

[Saltarius]

"You know what happens when I try to do that? Things. Get. Worse."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Try again."

 

[Saltarius]

"Fine. I'm a person who's made his mistakes. These mistakes don't go away easy and they probably will have a lingering effect on me. They don't just harm myself, but others around me, and frankly it pisses me off. Happy now?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You are still pissed off at them. You have not yet accepted them as a part of you. Read some Box Brown and get back to me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Paddy.
"They don't go away because you don't deal with them. You just accept it."
I start imitating Salt.
"'I'm Salt and nothing goes right for me because I never try to work out why. Wah wah wah.'"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, you're pushing it. I know why things are fucking up, alright? Gashog, I was an ass and slaughtered people for no good reason. With Sister, I fucked up our relationship as friends because I wanted more and I couldn't drop it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But these things are in the past. You must do what you can to repair or reconcile and move on."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I'm blind and I'm over that, and Sister is something that can't be resolved. So there."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But you said you are still pissed. And I have one eye I could give to you permanently."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm more pissed at Xot and his bullshit bosses. And no, me trying to get some form of eyesight back always ends in disaster. I'm resigned to a fate of blindness."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We could try. I'm not doing anything with this third eye."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean really. Don't. I don't want it blowing up in my face again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You don't know how bodies work, do you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not sure how an eye would explode. And it doesn't even grant new abilities as it did on Tormance."

 

[Saltarius]

"You clearly don't given your last great attempt ending in metal shards in my fucking face."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That was scientifically impossible! NOT MY FAULT!"