Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'm Salt. I'm blind and shit. I'm also terrible at romance and social interaction in general."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i can die of sorts but i come back each time"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Paddy, explain..."

[color={FF0000}]TEH RULEZ[/color]

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Uh, everyone can die and come back here..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. It's not a big deal. Like, ever."

 

[Captain Anon]

disarms Trilby faster than you can blink and plants sword in ground

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh it is on, *****."
I pull out the sword out of the ground and start slashing at New Guy faster than he can react.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, that was bullshit."

I punch David in the face.

"Sorry, didn't see you there."

 

[Captain Anon]

talks while fighting Trilby "it's alright" redirects her/his punch hitting Trilby and then kicking him, grabs him by the head, lifts up his leg and kicks it forward and plants his head in the ground

 

[Sigma Castell]

I trip David up and liquidise his head in my Blender.

 

[Saltarius]

"But our way of coming back is the way of coming back."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I slice off New Guy's arms before he grabs me.
"What you fail to realise is that, no matter how good you are, I have to win. I'm avenging that guy."
I point a thumb at the NPC.
"It's a rule of dramatic effect."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, when you come here The Mall installs you with a Respawn Matrix. You die, you respawn. Over. And over. And overandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandoverandover..."

 

[Saltarius]

I pour myself a glass of whiskey.

"You see, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Yeah sure, maybe the portal is opening, and maybe it's too much for us, but if we can't save the mall, you'll be damned sure we'll avenge it."

 

[Captain Anon]

I slice off New Guy's arms before he grabs me.
"What you fail to realise is that, no matter how good you are, I have to win. I'm avenging that guy."
I point a thumb at the NPC.
"It's a rule of dramatic effect."

regrows arm and grabs sword and stabs him with it "and what you fail to realise is that guy try to loot my body

 

[Sigma Castell]

I strut around in a fancy green coat with my Staff of Bullshit.

"I'm a God! What have I to fear?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We have a Hulk. And rules against being OP."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I thought the beast had wandered off..."
I laugh quietly to my self.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall to my knees.
"Trilby... remember what I taught you... In your origin film..."
I start to black out.
"remember what I taught you..."
Blood runs down my arm.
"remember..."
I stand up, rip the sword out of my body and rush at New Guy.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I decapitate New Guy, then fall to the ground.

 

[Captain Anon]

I strut around in a fancy green coat with my Staff of Bullshit.

"I'm a God! What have I to fear?"

"me" picking him up by his leg and smashing against the ground while shouting "puny god, puny god, puny god".