Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who the fuck knows? I woke up here in a tent surrounded by empty bottles of hard liquor and a pool of blood."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Xot kidnapped you probably. Or maybe you have the right type of shoes. I dunno."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep.

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh ok so what?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, the Mall is a wonderful place of adventure. A place where you can do 'most anything."
I look around.
"We choose to drink smoothies and sexually harass one another."
I finish my morphine smoothie and grab Salt's ass.

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, I get that you're trying to hit on me, but it's not happening."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, I only picked you because Knife is sitting down, Sigma is asleep and Paddy is wearing... that. I'm more romantically interested in my milkman than you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby, I am your milkman."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where I'm from, milkmen aren't a thing. The point I was making is that I have less than no romantic feelings for you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Likewise. I've essentially given up on any chances I have at romance."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, we're basically a loveless married couple?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...What?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We have no romantic feelings for one another, and you've given up on actually finding love so you're sticking around..."
I shake my head in confusion.
"I think the bloodloss and morphine got me a bit high..."
I collapse.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife wanders over to where everyone is, and spots David, his eyes narrowing as he does so. "YOU!" He yells, running and delivering a solid uppercut to the new guy's jaw, sending him flying Team Rocket style into the distance. Knife dusts off his hands, and looks over to Salt and Trilby. "So, what's new?"

 

[Saltarius]

"You are a Lord, and as such, I am your blade."

I kneel before Knife, trying not to laugh.

 

[Knife-28]

"Uh, ok then, good to know I guess." I say to Salt. "So, is that all a Lord does, command other players or something? Where does the Life part come into it?"
"Well, thanks for answering my question Salt." Knife says, rolling his eyes.

 

[Saltarius]

"You're probably a healer or some sort of supporter. And I am your tool, it'd seem."

"And Sister's...she's kinda gone. As in disappeared. As in mnost likely never coming back. Becuase of me, sorta."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, ok then." Knife says.
"Come to think of it, lords are in charge of things, so maybe as a Lord of Life I can control life." I say, voicing ideas off the top of my head.

 

[Saltarius]

"And I've entertained the thought that I can use death and decay to protect others. So getting those PJ's is gonna be pretty sweet."

 

[Knife-28]

"PJ's? What?" I say, confused.
"Well Salt, you could also see it as protecting people by causing death and decay unto others." Knife says, "Also, the God Tier outfit's aren't pajamas, stop being silly." Knife says.