Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"They are, actually."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, they sort of are, I mean they are rather comfy, true, but...I dunno, with the hoods and stuff they'd just be sort of awkward to use as pajamas." Knife says.

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, we're not getting wings or anything, and I won't even see mine, but it'll be cool."

 

[Knife-28]

"Yea man, it'll be totally bitching." Knife agrees. "We'll be a pair of mean, green fighting machines."
"So, what does the Lord outfit look like?" I wonder aloud.

 

[Saltarius]

"...A hugeass Cairo Overcoat? I dunno. Anybody here know what our actual powers will be?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Since when did you have permission to speak in my general vicinity?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Since he started quoting Red Vs Blue, obviously." I say, semi-sarcasticly.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Since when do I care about your presence?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Since when does any of this matter? I's all the matrix man. Fuckin matrix dude."

 

[Captain Anon]

Knife wanders over to where everyone is, and spots David, his eyes narrowing as he does so. "YOU!" He yells, running and delivering a solid uppercut to the new guy's jaw, sending him flying Team Rocket style into the distance. Knife dusts off his hands, and looks over to Salt and Trilby. "So, what's new?"

comes flying back "yeah me" punches him so hard he flying into a store "so anything new?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk into the office and place a file on the desk. Seating myself, I glance at the person opposite me.
"Mr. Paddy, thanks for coming to our performance review."

 

[Knife-28]

Knife runs up behind David and kicks him in the balls with a dull thud of metal on flesh. "Not much, you shoot any more random strangers in any exo-dimensional pubs lately?"

 

[Captain Anon]

Knife runs up behind David and kicks him in the balls with a dull thud of metal on flesh. "Not much, you shoot any more random strangers in any exo-dimensional pubs lately?"

the piece of metal breaks off in two "no not really and i did that because your showed-off and piece of furniture knocked me on the head and YOU SPILLED MY PINT" roundhouse kicks him in the head.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife ducks, grabs Davids leg and twists, sending the other man spawling on his ass. "Well I've very sorry about that, but where I come from you don't go around killing for spilling your drink!"
"Ok, that's a lie, but where you come from, they shouldn't kill people for spilling their drinks."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Knife, go to your happy place."

 

[Captain Anon]

Knife ducks, grabs Davids leg and twists, sending the other man spawling on his ass. "Well I've very sorry about that, but where I come from you don't go around killing for spilling your drink!"
"Ok, that's a lie, but where you come from, they shouldn't kill people for spilling their drinks."

quickly gets up "you're right about that where i come from i kick people's ass for spilling my drinks" punches him in the gut spins elbow strikes him in the head and then spins again and backhands him with a closed fist.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife steps back and rolls up the sleaves on his jacket. "Seriously man? It's just a fucking drink!" He says, before leaping at David and tackling him off the edge of the balcony. The two trade blows as they fall through the air, landing in the olympic sized ballpool a few stories down, and I watch on in amusment as the pair duke it out in a seathing mass of technocoloured balls.

 

[Sigma Castell]

The technicoloured balls form a massive ballspider which eats Knife and David.

 

[Captain Anon]

david charges at him and grabs him round his waste and......

and they fall to the ground and david stands up "i agree i'm only fighting you because you're fighting me"

OOC:from 0:01 to 0:05 that's what i just did to knife.