Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"TRILBY!"
I fall to my knees and shake his shoulders.
"Don't die on me now you bastard! Don't you dare!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I laugh and incinerate NG with a flash of pure Bullshit energy from my staff.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look up at Sigma.
"Dude, I got stabbed in the shoulder, I didn't get thrown into a shredder. Get me some fucking morphine and a bandage!"

 

[Captain Anon]

I fall to my knees.
"Trilby... remember what I taught you... In your origin film..."
I start to black out.
"remember what I taught you..."
Blood runs down my arm.
"remember..."
I stand up, rip the sword out of my body and rush at New Guy.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
I decapitate New Guy, then fall to the ground.

body turns to dust appears behind him and stabs him repeatedly then throws knife at guy that burned my body

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...oh yeah."
I give Trilby a Morphine smoothie and bandage him with a spare hedgehog.

 

[Saltarius]

"Alright, enough."

I kick the New Guy in the balls.

"Listen, we don't take kindly to people like you round here. I advise you cut this shit out now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Thanks."
I stand up and pat Sigma on the back.

 

[Captain Anon]

"Alright, enough."

I kick the New Guy in the balls.

"Listen, we don't take kindly to people like you round here. I advise you cut this shit out now."

"what shit? all I've done is fall in here to my death, uppercut a guy to death and get into a fight with these two

 

[Saltarius]

"The fight is the aforementioned shit that needs to be stopped."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Technically, that fight was started by me..."
I pick up NPC's corpse and walk off.

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh ok" stands up "by the way doesn't your foot hurt? cause i have a gun in my pants" pulling a colt 1911 pistol out of his trousers "literally"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh my god, a guy with a gun, how original."

I pull out my own revolver and open the barrel, loading it.

"I did that first."

 

[Captain Anon]

"sorry i was just asking" puts gun in hostler "now where am i?!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You're in the Mall. Its pretty weird until someone gets a quest. Then shit gets serious."

 

[Captain Anon]

ok where is the mall located? what county are we in?

 

[Saltarius]

"Like, real serious. So serious that even in another person's quest you can completely wreck your standing with another person and lead to them leaving entirely."

I pause.

"You get over it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"The Mall is currently hurtling through space. It's also infinite. Theres literally everything here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I return covered in dirt.
"Yep, infinite space Mall. We just left Anhur. Boring-ass planet."

 

[Captain Anon]

"interesting very interesting but how did get i here? last thing i remember i was in a bar next i'm falling and i crash into here"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, we did get a shitton of loot."