Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Spoon498]

Wow this mall is Huuuge! I'm not sure How I even got here, Last I recall I was trying to buy a tickle me Elmo for my niece when I heard a rumbling behind me and got stampeded by a bunch of crazy psychopathic parents! I must be in mall heaven! -walks and looks around watching all the various fights- Mall heaven sure is a violent place...

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shove my blender down davids throat and liquify his trachea.
"Guys, can we all just get along?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"New people!"
I hug-tackle spoon and accidently remove his head.
"Oopps. Uh, sorry."

 

[Knife-28]

"Indeed, how about this?" Knife says, standing and pulling a bottle and two pint glasses from his jacket. "Here, 's my shout." He says, poaring David a glass and handing it to him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Another New Guy! Old New Guy, your new name is..." I consult my Big Book of Generic Names.
"Dave."

 

[Captain Anon]

"david actually thanks knife" he said taking a swig

 

[Sigma Castell]

I snap my fingers.
"Dave until we say otherwise."

 

[Captain Anon]

I snap my fingers.
"Dave until we say otherwise."

putting pint down gets right up in his face "no david and that's final" a short pause i tilt my head to the left "problem?"

 

[Saltarius]

"But we've already got a Dave. I can't handle two incredibly annoying Dave's."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yes, problem. We already have a David."
I point at a poster of David Schwimmer.
"You have to wait until he's gone before you can be David."
I look at Salt.
"Oh yeah, we have a Dave too. Dave, you're now... Eric."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Schwimmer beats NG hands down, I'm afraid."
A facehugger appears on Davids face and facerapes him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Great, now we're going to have two Xenomorphs running around!"

 

[Captain Anon]

*click* the facehugger sets on fire and david doesn't look happy about the facehugger jumping on him "the name is shadow"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I surruptisciously hide my Bag o' Facehuggers.

"Yeah. Sucks that."

 

[Sigma Castell]

The egg the facehugger layed inside david grows extremely fast, then explodes out of his chest.

 

[Captain Anon]

"set anymore of these things on me again and you'll be the next one on fire

 

[Captain Anon]

sets egg on fire then sigma

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The two Xenomorphs run around doing Xenomorphy things.

 

[Captain Anon]

"what do they breed like rabbits or something"

 

[Sigma Castell]

DAVID used SET ON FIRE!

It's not very effective...