Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"that's impossible!!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You could've gone with... uh... OOH! 'Thank God you're slender: it'll make it easier to CUT YOUR HEAD OFF!'"
I swing my sword dramatically.

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit, that would've been a pretty good one."

 

[Sigma Castell]

[color={FF0000}]Alright Man Fuck You Guys[/color]
Slender dances back out of the Mall.

 

[Saltarius]

"That was somewhat anticlimactic for my first Knightly act."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I know. I'm awesome."
I toss a grenade into a gin and vermouth shop. The explosion blasts the alcohol into the air, and I hold out three cocktail glasses.
A perfectly made Martini lands in each glass, olive included. I toss one to Salt and one to Sigma.
"I have no idea why I did that, but let's roll with it."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh screw it" jumps in the air pulls out a giant buster sword

and slashes at the slenderman then grows to gigantic size and cuts slenderman in half making the ground crack once it hit the ground

 

[Saltarius]

"Dude. He's gone. He's been gone."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn mine into an Absinth Manhatten and down it, along with the olive and cocktail stick.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"So, David. Whats weird about you? Paddy has magic, I've got..uh...planes and smoothies, Salts got..ummm...no eyes and a dog, Trilby has awesomness, and Knife has a clone."

 

[Saltarius]

"I have eyes jackass. I'm just blind."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Fine, Salt has no [i/]working[/i] Eyes."

 

[Saltarius]

"And other Knife isn't a clone. He's just a parallel version of him."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, where the hell is your dog? And the Xenomorphs?"

ELSEWHERE!

A facehugger facehugs Salt's dog or something.

 

[Saltarius]

"Ace is a robotic dog. Thusly he cannot be impregnated."

ELSEWHERE

Ace just kind of takes it until the facehugger goes away.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Gawd fiiiine I missed three parts of this remember."
I take a breath and sigh.
"Knife has a [i/]Parralel Version[/i] of himself."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well i have a arsenal of weapons and i can use elemental magaic"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are you sure you're name's David?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"That eye won't do you much good around here."

 

[Saltarius]

"BECAUSE IT SOUNDED LIKE MARY SUEEEEEEE!!!"

I hi-five Trilby.