Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Some jackass who's mega OP."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I roll my eyes.
"Oh greeeaaaaat. I loved it when Ryan did it." I sit down on an armchair.
"Alright new guy. I'm the fucking psycho. Let's see what you got."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I light myself some DMT and restrict David with tendrils of magical energy. "All right, playtime's over. Tell us who you are and why we should care."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well duh. Who do you think taught ME to do all this crap?" I hold up a bad full of David's organs. "Do you think I went to med school or some shit?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I thought you were a janitor at one or something?"

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:alright fine i'm throwing out arsenal of weapons all but one pistol and the eye thing but i'm keeping the eye patch and being able to set things on fire.

 

[Captain Anon]

"ok three things, first there nothing but dust in that bag, second my name is David and third" suddenly the tendrils of magical energy set on fire and turn to ash freeing David "you have no reason to" he said dusting himself off

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You honestly think any medical establishment would allow me on their premises without a crippling injury?" I shake the organ bag for emphasis.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well. Let me explain the rules to you." I click my fingers and ring of eldritch fire circles David, forming images to match my speech. "You're in an infinite mall flying through space. When you die, and you will, you respawn. Xot has control over all of us, his bosses even more so. Don't bother trying to fight Sister, or any of us." The fire disperses. "You got all that?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"when my organs get taken i set them on fire because i have no need for anymore besides what were you going to do with them anyway?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"Well. Let me explain the rules to you." I click my fingers and ring of eldritch fire circles David, forming images to match my speech. "You're in an infinite mall flying through space. When you die, and you will, you respawn. Xot has control over all of us, his bosses even more so. Don't bother trying to fight Sister, or any of us." The fire disperses. "You got all that?"

i already knew all that I've actually been for a while now and I've already had the introduction thank you

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I dunno... Organswords?"

 

[Captain Anon]

speechless *click* the bag sets on fire

 

[Spoon498]

-snaps out of his 5 hour deep pondering- What if we have no super powers?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's fine Spoon, we accept all Fighters here." I pat him in the head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Blood and plastic aren't flammable..."
I take the organ bag somewhere else.

 

[Saltarius]

"And I'm the Knight of Doom. Meaning I have to protect these assholes with powers of death and decay or some shit. When I get said powers, that is."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Knife is the Lord of Life. The rest of us, don't know who we are. Our guess is, we get special quests for our class and aspect."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like I had to...weird. It's like my mind just kinda...wiped that one."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Alright newbies, rule number 1. Don't fuck with the G-Team, and more specifically , don't fuck with me."