Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"When will I get a storyline?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Who knows Pad? Who knows...Probably after me."

 

[Spoon498]

My mom says I'm a wordsmith... you know like... I put words together into sentences that people generally find either comical or enlightening. Does that count at all?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's so unfair."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...Well. Ever read Homestuck?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's Ok Spoon, you'll find something."

 

[Saltarius]

"Like uh...Page of Heart."

I try and keep myself from bursting into laughter.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Now Salt, just cos we got badass titles doesn't mean we should discriminate."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sorry. Not my fault I have the most badass title."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Tru dat."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oi! Lord of Life is pretty badass too!" I interject.
Knife walks back over, carrying two xemomorph heads with him. "So, I miss anything or are we still introducing the new guys?"P

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I return suddenly.
"I don't see the problem with being Page of Heart. We don't know Page powers, and Heart is SOULS for crap's sake."
I take out a long sword, coated in blood.
"I call this... THE SWORD OF DUODENUM!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean, look at this amazing self-portrait of me in the future once I God Tier!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"this intrigues me" grabs a deck chair,

picks up his pint sits down "please continue" he says and starts drinking again

 

[Paddy the Second]

"***** please."

 

[Saltarius]

"...It looks just like you." I say, snickering.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why thank you... Wait a second!"

 

[Saltarius]

"And this is why I love you."

I lean in close to Paddy's ear.

"[small]Non-platonically.[/small]"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I cup Salt's crotch. "Aw yeah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Alright, this is fucking stupid." I grab the newbies and lead them towards the food court.
"We're getting KFC."