Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wat."

 

[Saltarius]

"Because his pwoers. Y'know. They're dumb. And kinda OP."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You're dumb and kinda OP."
I tap Salt on the shoulder.
"You also high-fived a lamp."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"ooh crazy eye, thats new a new one..."

 

[Saltarius]

"All I have is a sword. And I'm blind. Forgetting my erratic accuracy."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drink my Martini. By sheer chance, another load of gin and vermouth lands in my glass.
"Fair enough. But, you also have Knight of Doom powers."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I already have a magic eye from a different planet fuckwad." I indicate my third eye.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's magic about it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It used to be magic on Tormance. Also y'know, it grew out of my forehead."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"How was it magic? Could it shoot lasers or something?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It could absorb people's consciousness, leaving their bodies a still living, yet empty, husk."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What the fuck is the point of that?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Go read A Voyage to Arcturus."

 

[Captain Anon]

OOC:good god what was i thinking back then?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You realise there are no random nameless NPCs inside the mall right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, they all have names. Like NPC, the guy you killed earlier."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"He shall be missed." All three eyes shed a single tear.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You never met the guy."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i did, he try to loot my body"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I walk out of the boiler room.
"The fuck? Salt, Tril, Sig. Who's this asshole?" I stare at David.