Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Doesn't have to be blindness. Could be something else."

 

[Saltarius]

"We can't become the goddamn Cripple Squad. But seriously though, being blind has some perks."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. Doesn't even have to be us getting crippled. Also, what kind of perks?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, look me in the eyes and tell me you prefer being blind."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, let's see. I've got a badass seeing-eye dog. I always have a legitimate reason to wear sunglasses. Being blind and a fighter automatically makes me more badass. And I'll never see an ugly woman again, eh?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah. Good points. Also hey Trilby."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Zombie. You know, I thought about how bored we are and decided-"
I swing the hammeraxe harvester and remove Salt's right arm, then run off.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Kay." I fling a knife at Trilby.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well shit."

I get up and draw my claymore with my left arm, it dragging on the ground.

"Which way did he go?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The knife hits me in the leg. I start limping, leaving a trail of blood.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Follow the trail!" I face Salt in the direction the trail leads, and start walking, along side it.

 

[Saltarius]

I run along the trail, occasionally swiping my claymore in a vain attempt to attack Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I jump out from behind a potted plant and kick Zombie in the face.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stumble backwards, and then slash at Trilby with Ravens Razor.

 

[Saltarius]

"What's going on? Where is he? Give me a direction!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"By the plant pot!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I used to be surrounded by intellectuals back on earth. Wait that was in my daydreams. KEEP THE NOISE DOWN YOU DUMB SHITS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"I DON'T SEE A PLANT POT ZOMBIE, I'M BLIND, REMEMBER!?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Can't you smell it?!"

 

[Saltarius]

"NOT ALL BLIND PEOPLE CAN SMELL THESE THINGS, AND NOBODY OFFERED TO HELP ME GAIN THAT ABILITY!"