Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"I MEAN TRILBY! HE HASN'T WASHED IN AGES!"

 

[Saltarius]

"NO, AND NOW I REALLY DON'T WANT TO!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Good, it's horrible." I plop Salt by Trilby, and then kick Trilby in the knee.

 

[Saltarius]

I swing wildly, cutting into Trilby's chest.

"...That wasn't you, was it, Zomb?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah, it's cool."

 

[Saltarius]

"I mean did I get Trilby or did I get you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"You got Trilby."

 

[Saltarius]

"Small victories, it seems."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I fall over due to the leg injuries caused by Zombie. Therefore, Salt's sword misses me and cleaves the potted plant in two.

Potted Plant has been slain!

"Ow! Son of a *****!"

 

[Saltarius]

I kick out in front of me.

"Was that you Trilby?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OW! Yes, it was, you jackass."
I stand up and hit Salt in the leg with the hammeraxe harvester.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I bring down my sword upon Trilby's skull.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I respawn next to Zombie.
"Well, that was fun."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yep." I walk off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Indeed."

I lean on Trilby.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, you're missing an arm and your leg looks like Messines Ridge. Don't you want to respawn and fix that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Knights take it like men. You wouldn't understand, given your class is most likely passive as fuck."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Salt, this is not a Monty Python sketch! You can't just shrug this off! Mostly because shrugging requires two working shoulders."
I tip Salt over.
"And there's nothing wrong with passive classes."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You tell him Tril."

 

[Saltarius]

I shove Trilby.

"I cant shrug things off if I so please."