Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Xot's boss. She's actually nicer than I thought. And she's my 'handler' apparently."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What a dull resolution."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"She's your handler? I guess you're not the unluckiest bastard in this shitehole after all..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I doubt she looks terrible. Course, not like I can tell the difference, right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I pat Salt on the shoulder.
"That's... not what I meant, matey."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right. Hell, I've never even met her."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh, I'd doubt she'd go out with you anyway. That isn't a blow to your self esteem or anything, I doubt she'd be with any of us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We are all pretty terrible undesirable people."

 

[Saltarius]

"...[small]I like to think I'm desirable in some aspects...[/small]"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Trust me, you're not."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh. I was thinking more like, her job doesn't allow it? Maybe she isn't even human. But uh...thanks Paddy."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Don't be so harsh on yourself, Paddy. I think you're all great. This Mall shit is the most fun I've had in years. You're all my favourite psycopaths in the universe."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm glad I could contribute to the discussion."

 

[Saltarius]

I weep silently.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Keep it down over there." I throw a newspaper at Salt.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat Salt on the shoulder.
"Cheer up, man. Just because one girl ran off on you doesnt mean you're a bad person. Everyone has something good about them."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, for the record, there's not even anything there between me and her, and there probably won't be. So it's nothing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Exactly." I don a Chesire cat grin and light some DMT.

 

[Saltarius]

I whap Paddy upside the head.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That wasn't nice." I put some self help books on audiocassette into Salt's hands. "I think these will help you."