Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"These are audio porn novels."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Whhoop! Wrong pile of tapes." I switch them for the actual self help tapes.

 

[Saltarius]

"This is Fifty Shades of Gay."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ah damnit i thought i had him that time oh well" walks off

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's the dubstep remix. To be honest it'll help you more than the books."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, you're currently one of the reasons I became and emotional wreck and also a reason why I might relapse."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You placed too much reliance on a magician who doesn't believe that magic exists."

 

[Saltarius]

"What are you, Eridan?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I do not put blind faith in science or magic. I am sceptical towards everything."

 

[Saltarius]

"Except the fact that drugs can fill the void in your life."

 

[Captain Anon]

walks back in "i heard magician came back as fast i could so what did criss angel fall in through the roof as well?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"When did I ever say that?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"you say magician correct?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The magicest of them all."

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, everyone knows magic is fake as shit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And I agree with them, but what about science?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Who cares?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not I!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...God, I'm so lonely."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Welcome to life, please enjoy your stay."

((captcha: time flies))