Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Very true my friend."

 

[Saltarius]

"And I am a champion of logic. Thusly I win."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Bu we're also in the mall. Ergo no conventional logic applies."

 

[Saltarius]

"See, logic dictates everything goes into chaos, which leads to calamity, which is in turn Doom, my aspect. So in other words, I win."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes but I'm a maid, so I bring order to it all." I use my fingers to extend my grin. "Or at least I pretend to."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"And I make delicious drinks and cheer everyone up."
I hand Paddy a sex doll.
"Here, I got you a present."
I hand a pair of shades to Salt.
"And you as well. They're cooler than the ones you're wearing at the moment."

 

[Captain Anon]

i'm in clothes store and i notice a black cowboy hat "oooh cowboy hat" i take it and put it and right now i look like this

mixed with this

"aaah that's much better" i walk out of store

 

[Saltarius]

"Sooo...Knife. How do you know the ol' handler? You two old flames or somethin'? How'd you score a lady like that?"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife spits out the smoothie he was drinking, drenching Salt. "What?! No, nononononono, hell fucking no." Knife shakes his head, "S...She and I just know eachother alright."

 

[Saltarius]

"So what, you two just friends or something?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Look, If she must have a reason for not telling you anything, and I wouldn't want to bung up any plans she may have, so let's just drop the subject ok?" Knife says hastly.

 

[Saltarius]

"God, thought we had a Knight to Knight thing going on. Fine, I'll drop it."

I brush off some of the smoothie.

"...Is she good-looking?"

 

[Knife-28]

"I, er, ah, uh." Knife looks around, and spots me walking over, "Oh, it's my paradox twin! How are you today Knife?"
"Um, fine I guess." I say, a little perplexed, "I actually came here to talk to Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"Your sarcasm detecting skills are getting rusty, my friend in shining armor. So Knife, whatcha wanna talk about?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well Salt, I've been thinking about the whole Lord/Knight thing. If you really want to...then I guess I'm ok with it, I mean as long as you don't go to overboard with the entire thing then..yea."

 

[Saltarius]

I slap Knife on the back.

"I've thought it over too and...I figured you need to do shit to make me want to serve you!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Huh, that seems pretty fair, alright, deal." I say, shaking Salt's hand.

 

[Saltarius]

"So apparently the redtext woman is my 'handler'. It'll probably make our conversations from now on much more awkward."

 

[Knife-28]

"Redtext woman?" I ask, confuesed again.
"The voice Salt keeps hearing in his head, and who I can hear becuase I'm a Hero of Mind." Knife explaines.
"Oh...ok then."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of a fridge.
"So. Ms.Redtext. Howdo we know she's not just manipulatig you, using evil mindtrickery?"