Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I punch a chunk out of the blade and pull my hand away. "Careful buddy, don't you know blood is thicker than water?" I electrify the blade, the current carries through my blood blasting me and Salt. I channel it through my other hand and into Salt, who combusts.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right then. Fuck this, let's just skip to the caliginousness."

I stop drop and roll, retrieve my broken blade, and shove Paddy.

"And Sig, please stop being right all the time."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I fall over and roll backwards, pushing myself to my feet. "WH4T NOW?"

 

[Saltarius]

I sweep Paddy's legs and aim my broken sword at his throat.

"That, you 8itch."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I push the tip of the blade out of the way with my index finger. "So are we still in space or what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes. Now are we making this kismesistude work or what?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No thank you." I flashstep to my feet and walk into a gunstore.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well fuck."

 

[Captain Anon]

"ooooh strawberry ice cream" takes it and starts licking it "mmmmm strawberry ice cream ooooh and a fight as well" sits down and watches

 

[Captain Anon]

"No thank you." I flashstep to my feet and walk into a gunstore.

"wait i thought we didn't have a gun store"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A bullet knocks the ice cream out of Woon's hands. A tulpa appears and speaks. "None for you."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Well, my quadrants are empty as fuck."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"What about me and Knife?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I can't have two pale bros at once Zomb. I'm not some moirailwhore."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I mean, aren't either of us your best bud?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Well yeah, but I mean like...I don't know, shit's hard to explain."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Or you just don't know yourself. Plus. Quadrants don't apply to us."

 

[Saltarius]

"True. True. Seriously though, I think you need to keep me away from Paddy. From like now till the next century, or alternatively when he finally fucking matures."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Heh, yeah. I mean, part of me wants to just fight everyone. Beat the crap out of every living thing. On the other hand, I'd prefer we'd be a team for boss fights and stuff."

 

[Saltarius]

"And that is where I'd like to come in and calm you the fuck dow-shit, I just expressed ashen and pale feelings in the last two minutes."