Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"We're already here." We walk into the brothel.
"Hi, I'm Zombie, this is my friend Salt. He's-Wait, NONONONONONONOPE" I walk out, and push Salt too.

 

[Saltarius]

"What, gay brothel?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Eeyup. I'm not interested in doing it with men yet." We find another brothel. Inside are a bunch of foxes. Like, literally, foxes. Animals.
"Wha...what the hell is up with these brothels!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I swear if you destroyed the only lesbian brothel in the entire mall, I will strangle you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Woon misses me completely. Because he's not shooting at me.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"There's a god damn wolf! What the fuck is a wolf doing in a brothel!" I grab Salt and storm out. We walk into another one. It's filled with giant slugs.
"...Okay, what the fuck!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't these places have whatever kind of brothel it is on the sign?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"screw this" disappears and then reappears infront of the real one "say hello to my little friend" and shoots at him from the hip

 

[MinimanZombie]

"They should, shouldn't they?" We walk into another brothel. It's filled with women.
"WOO! Alright, ladies, this is my friend, Saltarius, and I am Zombie. Oh and he's blind. Just to let you know."
We get to business.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Woon misses completely because he was shooting from the hip. Idiot. I decapitate him.

 

[Saltarius]

"You know...I just realized Knights are supposed to be all respectful to women. BUT FUCK THAT!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[HEADING=3]HOURS LATER[/HEADING]
"That was awesome. Salt, our times up. Let's go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set up a meth lab.

 

[Sigma Castell]

Suddenly, all the women fade away, and the room is revealed to be full of giant slugs. Wearing lingerie.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk into Paddys meth lab.
"Sup."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Hey, you want some?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sure."
I take some meth and put it in a smoothie."
"Everything tastes better liquified."

 

[Saltarius]

"So anyways, what next?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is the least pure meth in existence, I'm the opposite of Breaking Bad."

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey. Paddy. Guess what?"