Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"What do you mean, 'it's happening?' What kind of Brit are you to not be excited about a season where they address the Doctor's name?"

because he is a nonbeliever

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You keep out of this Woon."

 

[Saltarius]

"This is between me and this fuckface, who assumes just because he derived no lasting pleasure from our short relationship, means I didn't as well."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please Salt, not in front of the children."

 

[Saltarius]

"There are no children. Not that I'd trust you around any hypothetical children of ours."

 

[Captain Anon]

"alright then" walks off

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was talking about Woon. He's certainly got the mental state of one."

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit changing the subject, dammit."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'll change the subject as often as I like thank you very much!"

 

[Saltarius]

I backhand Paddy.

"And this is why I'm glad this relationship is over."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The feeling is mutual."

 

[Saltarius]

"You just wanted over because you're a fucking floozy who only cares about themself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"That's how a man can last forever!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop acting like we're buddies."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm not Salt, whatever gave you that impression?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The idea that you can just casually mention these things to me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Which things would these be Salt? I mention a lot of things you know."

 

[Saltarius]

"Every single fucking insipid, stupid, and just plain disgusting thing that comes out of your slacker, stoner mouth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Am I really that repugnant to you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Do I really need to answer?"