Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"What?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I AM THE MAN WHO KNOCKS. Okay, fuck it, I've never watched Breaking Bad and I never will. I just had to say it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I don't think I got that far, I'm only on season 2."

 

[Saltarius]

"I've got Doctor Who to watch in a few days man, I can't get caught up in some guy making meth."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh yeah, that's happening. Oh well."

 

[Saltarius]

"What do you mean, 'it's happening?' What kind of Brit are you to not be excited about a season where they address the Doctor's name?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because I know they'll never actually reveal it. Also Darkplace exists, so there's that."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I mean, they'll address why it's so well-kept a secret. And we're finally getting a new companion! Course, love Amy and Rory but they've somewhat overstayed their welcome."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No they won't. And if it will it will be in an extremely fanwanky manner."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah well...fuck you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You already did, remember?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah well...it sucked."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"So did you. And I don't mean that metaphorically."

 

[Saltarius]

"I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Again Salt, too much reliance on the kind of man who practices magic while simultaneously not believing in it."

 

[Saltarius]

"The fuck does that have to do with love?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What does love have to do with anything?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, reproduction, happiness, healthy relationships. I could go on."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But was what we experienced love? I can say it wasn't."

 

[Saltarius]

"Don't say 'we' when you're talking about yourself."