Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, dude. I've got it under control, don't worry. Anyway. Thought we were getting a quest or something."

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. My handler hasn't said anything on the matter."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hell, even if we just land somewhere."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah, there'll be great sights to see, eh? That was a joke by the way."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. God damn I'm bored."

 

[Saltarius]

"We could like...go to a brothel or something. And try not to burn it down."

 

[Captain Anon]

A bullet knocks the ice cream out of Woon's hands. A tulpa appears and speaks. "None for you."

looks at his hand and then the ice cream on the floor turns to paddy "i'm going fucking burn you alive slowly and bit by fucking bit" he said filled with anger *click* [the following video is me burning paddy alive slowly i am the one known as colonel mustang in this video and paddy is the shape-shiftier running away from him but he is not actually running away from me in the mall]

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay."
[HEADING=3]LATER[/HEADING]
The brothel is flooded, and then the water is electrocuted.
"MOTHERFUCKERS!"

 

[Saltarius]

"A shame. That Cassie chick was so lovely."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The flames wash over me. I hold a joint out and it lights. "Nice try."

 

[Captain Anon]

i pull out my pistol and reloads "armor piercing" and starts shooting at him

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, Zomb. This time I'm going to restrain you as best I can. Now let's go find another brothel."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, it wasn't me! Those crazy lesbian chicks were pissed at us!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

The bullets tear through my tulpa.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait...you brought me to the lesbian brothel?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"They were hot! Not butch and stuff. Plus, not all of them were lesbians...At least I don't think they were."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, I can't exactly see that, and they weren't being particularly loud. Did you even tell them I was blind?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...It was pretty distracting. I mean, I tried to tell them. Then one of the lesbians realized she was naked, and hit me with a 2 by 4."

 

[Saltarius]

A small trickle of blood leaks out of my nose.

"Can you like....can we just find another one and tell them this time?"

 

[Captain Anon]

grabs a Tommy gun, loads it and starts shooting some more