Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I can tell pretty easily when I'm being manipulated."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well, she [i/]is[/i] in charge of an infinite space mall. She's probably got some weird powers. Also, don't call me stupid, cripple."

 

[Saltarius]

"You really want to start this fight Sig? It'll be over as soon as it starts."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I was just asking you not to call me stupid. But if you're going to be an asshole about it, whatever."

 

[Saltarius]

"Sig, are you coming onto me in a caliginous way?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yo guys. Chill. Let's go and eat some ice cream or something. Let's not get into offensive territory or anything."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm up for ice cream anytime man."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flick my hands and several tubs of Ben & Jerry's fall onto the table. "Which do you guys want?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Fuckin vanilla man. I don't even care what you guys say about it. It's the best flavor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wow that's boring." I pass Salt some vanilla and begin to shovel ice cream into my face.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Christ, some people just don't have any manners."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You can't even see me."

 

[Saltarius]

"I can tell though. It's not hard."

 

[Paddy the Second]

A large lump of ice cream hits Salt in the face.

 

[Saltarius]

I wipe it off.

"You just got ice cream on my shades."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I apologise." I wipe the lenses with my thumb, leaving grimy marks.

 

[Saltarius]

I kick Paddy in the crotch and pin him down against the table.

"Nobody fucks with my shades."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I spit a chocolate fish at Salt, it shoots straight through his shades.

 

[Saltarius]

I stab one of Paddy's hands with my claymore, pinning him further. I then punch him in the face.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch the fight whilst eating some Cookie Dough.
"I theorise there will be a 70% chance this ends in sex. I mean, every other fight you guys have seems to."