Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Can you direct me to the 'How to properly court a woman' section?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yes." I hand Salt a piece of paper with some braille on it. It reads. "IT DOESN'T EXIST."

 

[Saltarius]

"You're a dick, you know that?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I believe the term is 'realist'."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You think I do this without that awareness?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ..."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Paddy, everyone knows magic is fake as shit."

"HA i beg to diff Criss Angel and Harry fucking Houdini!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's all part of the act Salt! The greatest show in the multiverse, performing to a very limited audience."

 

[Saltarius]

"You do know that's all stage magic, right?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"i agree with him on this"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ah but Salt, isn't all magic? Nothing but slight of hand and illusions!"

 

[Saltarius]

"That's my point."

 

[Captain Anon]

"no it is not for example"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But you've felt for yourself what these little gauntlets of mine can do!" I wiggle my fingers, causing energy to arc and crackle.

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't see any magic."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I close a fist and a fridge flies towards me from behind Salt, and hits him on the way.
"How was that?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I burst into laughter. "f course Salt." I gasp between chuckles. "Of course."

 

[Saltarius]

"No, that was just a fridge. Hitting me very hard."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Once again, Salt wins with logic."

 

[Saltarius]

"Logic beats science and magic any day."