Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"Hmm. I suppose not." I rub my hands together and a leather psychiatrists sofa appears behind Salt. I push him over onto it and sit in a chair. "So when did you start having these feelings?"

 

[Saltarius]

"When didn't I?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh." I lean over and grin. "You know." I wiggle my eyebrows.

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy, my feelings for you are caliginous. Extremely caliginous."

 

[RaNDM G]

"As the Mall's GSA President, I feel entitled to cut this argument short. We're ready to land."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But!" I lean back. "They weren't always."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Awesome. But first." I grab Woon, and stab his eyes out.
"Okay, done. Let's land this fucker."

 

[Saltarius]

"No they were. Oh goody, we're landing."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"AW YEEEEEAH!!!! LET'S GO FUCK SHIT UP!"

 

[Saltarius]

"...Are there spades in my eyes right now?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I can't see through your shades."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I smash Salt's head with a shovel.
"Yes."

 

[Saltarius]

I remove my shades.

"JESUS FUCK TRILBY! I MEAN LIKE THE SYMBOL!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"They're kind of milky all over. Because you're blind."

((Captcha: heart break; ahahahahahahahaha))

 

[Saltarius]

"I mena like Karkat in the...fuck it."

 

[RaNDM G]

The Mall is engulfed in a fiery explosion as it crashes into a marsh.

The Mall respawns.

"My bad. Sorry."

 

[Saltarius]

"Well, it's official. Xot, you're the only person working with the mall that I hate."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I applaud the impressive landing.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. Coulda been a better landing."
I open the doors of the mall, and take in the outside world.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wow, it's just so vivid and colorful!"