Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I polish the eyepieces of my gas mask and don it before following Zombie outside.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. It's...less bright than I imagined. Air seems fine though."

 

[Saltarius]

I punch Zomb in the arm.

"No you moron. That was more self-deprecating humor based on my lack of eyesight."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pick some leaves and attempt to smoke them. "UGH! Oh good lord, no."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I'm starting to doubt your credentials as a pilot..."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm doubting his credentials to be president of a fucking fan club, let alone an entire division of malls."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ow! Dude, I know! I was commenting on the fact that it's a marsh. A dark, damp, marsh."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I get stuck in some mud. "Ah."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I spot a plant. It hisses at us.
"Well. Interesting wild life."

 

[Saltarius]

"They're alien flora. What do you expect? Wait, that was a plant, right?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull myself free, large leeches attached to my boots. I pull one off, it's about a foot long. "Hey Salt, family resemblance?"

 

[Saltarius]

"My parents are dead."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You must have uncles and grandparents surely?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Dead."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cough.
"Yo narrator, can we get some insight? Or are we just doing our own thing?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I head into a TF Industries store and grab some Pyro gear.
"Let's go burn some shit!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull the leech apart, flicking away the chunks. Blood stains my gauntlets.

 

[Saltarius]

"Right, well this cheap piece of shit isn't going to be much help. Maybe there's a town or something nearby."

 

[Captain Anon]

"Awesome. But first." I grab Woon, and stab his eyes out.
"Okay, done. Let's land this fucker."

respawns next to Zomb and *click* set him on fire "ass"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Wait, Trilby, as fun as that sounds...we're literally surrounded by plants and trees. It'll burn, and burn. Forever. Well not really but still. Bad idea."
I then splash water over the minor burn wound.
"Dude, no fire."