Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

"anyway let's go find us some bandits and kill them already"

 

[Saltarius]

"Absolutely not. We only attack if they attack us first. And I don't want to see you trying to provoke them."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Same, we don't even know anything about this land. The bandits might actually be the ones doing good things, strange as it sounds. Just, look. Don't attack."

 

[Saltarius]

"Or else."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I walk out of a small hovel made of wooden planks. Quite fast. Because theres a crazy woman weilding a chainsaw after me.
"Well, at least one of the natives is a chainsaw-weilding crazy woman, guys."
I shoot the crazy in the face.
"Sup Salt. Where have we landed this time?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Some marshland planet called Invictus."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Nice. So tell me, Salt-"
I trip over a vine and land in a bog.
Pulling myself out, I wash myself with a nearby shower and turn back to Salt.
"Have you and Paddy sorted out your thing yet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not really. He knows I'm hatecrushing on him and he couldn't care less."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I pat Salt on the shoulder.
"I'm sorry."

 

[Saltarius]

"It's weird, but I'm okay with not being with him. He is an ass. Course, hate is the foundation of blackrom and...fuck it, I'm rambling."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"The closer you look, the similair hate and love are. Like Batman and the Joker. Well, more so in Joker's case. He'd probably be pissed if Batman died."
I down a smoothie.
"Want one?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm fine."

 

[Captain Anon]

"fine" walks off and disappears to do some scouting up ahead

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw David a smoothie.
"Drink it. It's tasty."

 

[Captain Anon]

catches it and starts drinking "mmmmm not bad"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Your welcome."
I fall asleep.

 

[Saltarius]

"God, scouting gets difficult when you go blind..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What's your next pearl of wisdom going to be, Salt? Rain is wet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No. It's 'Trilby is an asshole.'"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What a stunning revelation. With keen observational skills like that, you should work in the medical industry."