Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Next is, Trilby will get impaled on a broken claymore.'"

 

[Knife-28]

I float over on a hover segway. "So, what I miss?"

 

[Saltarius]

"We're on some marshland world called Invictus. Bandits are around but as long as we aren't total jackasses, they should be able to tolerate our prescence."

 

[Knife-28]

"Cool, anyone got their quest yet?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Not yet. Perhaps Madame Le Crimson Text shall inform us."

 

[RaNDM G]

That's not bad. It has a nice ring to it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well then, Madame, what exactly is our goal here? Who's quest is next?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
"I'ma 'ssume that whenever you start talking to yourself your talking to this redtext lady, and leave it at that." I say, before deciding to hover around the area looking for interesting things.

 

[RaNDM G]

Oh no. The secret is out. This is the worst possible thing.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I eat a suspicious-looking fruit.

 

[RaNDM G]

Nothing happens.

 

[Sigma Castell]

It was delicious.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I channel the Homestuck update through my mind and fall to the ground sobbing uncontrollably.

 

[Knife-28]

"..."
I dismount my hover segway, and do my best to comfort Paddy.
"There there."
"It's alright."
"Everything will be fine."

 

[Captain Anon]

when i'm finished scouting i come back a little covered in blood "check clear"

 

[Saltarius]

I smack David.

"We're not supposed to be killing people. And before you say anything, I can smell the blood on you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's so beautiful."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"My motherfucking browser is too old to see it...."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You should already have chrome dipshit."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I'm getting it from a hotel computer, they all use IE."