Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

I cut off Paddy's legs.

"There you go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wonderful! Don't know why I didn't think of this." I shoot myself and stroll back to the others. "So whose quest are we on?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I dunno. Maybe you. Where you learn to finally fucking trust other people and not just be a dick."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I do trust people Salt, I wouldn't be shooting through the infinite within the infinite with you guys if I didn't trust you!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You clearly don't trust me."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What gives you that idea?"

 

[Saltarius]

"The fact that you can't hold a relationship down with me. At all."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What makes you think that's limited to you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And my does my fractionality and transient nature have to do with trust?"

 

[Saltarius]

"In all likelihood, to some degree."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Harrumph."

 

[Saltarius]

"Either that or you're a shameless manwhore. And I hate that about you. So. Fucking. Much."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flick a knife into Salts tongue. "What'd I say about slut shaming?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Knights generally dislike...looser people."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Knights are uptight arseholes bound to an outdated code of honour!"

 

[Saltarius]

Oh god yes he hates me

"AT LEAST WE HAVE HONOR!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And who says I don't? Have I not fought alongside you to protect the mall from those who would threaten it! And Eric."

 

[Saltarius]

"And yet you always played dirty underhanded tricks to do it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Name one time!"