Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Captain Anon]

I smack David.

"We're not supposed to be killing people. And before you say anything, I can smell the blood on you."

"hey it's not my fault a whole group of them attacked me while shouting something about feeding on my corpse once they killed me sadly for them they failed to complete step one" walks on and keeps an eye out

 

[Captain Anon]

"I'm getting it from a hotel computer, they all use IE."

"i hear that, hotels can't seem to get with the times, i bet they don't even know what Google Chrome is" laughing a little as he said that

 

[Sigma Castell]

"OH GOD FIREFOX IS SO BEAUTIFUL! AND IT HAS SPELLCHECKER!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Can someone just read me the update?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"It's a flash game where you play as Meena in the dream bubble."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to stroke a picture of Porrim.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Do we get Pre-Scratch Captor?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not yet."

 

[Saltarius]

"Do we learn anything about him?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Only that him and Radglare are red for each other."

 

[Saltarius]

"Cool, I guess. And also, stop stroking that picture and get somebody willing to cosplay as Porrim for you."

 

[Paddy the Second]

The sobbing increases.

 

[Saltarius]

I pull down my shades and wink seductively.

 

[Paddy the Second]

Increases.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT PADDY I HAVE BEN NYE IN MY POCKET AS OF THIS MOMENT WE CAN DO THIS."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What the fuck has the science guy got to do with this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"It's grey body paint. That cosplayers use. For trolls. If you know what I mean."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh BEN Nye, Bill's the science guy isn't he? And good lord no Salt!"

 

[Saltarius]

"But I....I JUST WANTED A BLACKROM YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

I run off into the marsh.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What got all up in his grill? And can someone help me get these beartraps off?"