Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh, right..."
I go back to my book, and begin examining the wand I found on Anhur.
"How very interesting..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Salt, where's your dog?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"and where are the young rhinos that you've take in?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...Ace is back in the mall. Aleksei followed me here."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"And weren't we heading to the Mall to arm the MallMobile?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...I swear to god If you've lost that dog I'm not getting you another one."

 

[Captain Anon]

"and Dimitri?" siting up against his Motorbike

 

[Saltarius]

"He's under Knife's care."

Something rubs up against me.

"Oh. There's Aleksei."

 

[Captain Anon]

"and where's knife? i don't think he was with the others in the land rover"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at Salt blankly for a moment.
"OH SHIT WE FORGOT KNIFE!"

 

[Captain Anon]

"you.....idiots" double faceplams himself

 

[Saltarius]

"If a blind man on a skateboard in marshland can find his way to you, Knife can."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Goddammit not again. Last time this happened he ended up killing two burglars with lego."

 

[Captain Anon]

"wait you're a man? i thought you were a girl" he said very confessed

 

[Sigma Castell]

I gape at david.
"I...uh...."
I turn to Salt.
"Well...if you look at him from a certain angle....no, I still don't see it.."

 

[Captain Anon]

"wait a minute didn't she/he sleep with Paddy back at the mall?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"...Depending on the time of day, Salt goes either way."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Who hasn't slept with Paddy?"
I take out my camera and look through the pictures for a bit.
"No but seriously, the only woman we've had in our crew, to my knowledge, was Sister."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I will sleep with every attractive fighter!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Yeah, Mall Fight is just one big bag of tesosterone. Unless any of you guys are secretly women."
I narrow my eyes at everyone.