Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Yeah dude, I'm as much a man as um...fuck this analogy. The point is, I generally go either way. Two people can attest to the fact that I had romantic feelings for them. Granted, one of them is god knows where."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look through the pictures.
"Well, I can say for certain that Salt is no woman."
I find another one.
"I can vouch for you too, Sigma. The only wild card is our friend from the land down under."

 

[Saltarius]

"He's a dude. Trust me. And no, that doesn't mean I slept with him."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"He could just be a really butch lady."
I turn to david.
"David. Are you a really butch lady?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"So, how do you know? Did you peep on him in the shower or something?"

Spoiler: Captcha, ever the opportunist...

how about lunch

No, captcha. I don't swing THAT way.
What way even is that...

 

[Saltarius]

"I was talking about Knife."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Well I was asking David. From where I live, he [i/]is[/i] from down under."

 

[Saltarius]

"And how or rather why would I peek on a man in the shower when I'm blind? Really, my standards are based on personality more now than plain physical attraction."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"More down under than Australia? Anyway, where I'm from all of you are down under. Unless you're from Canada or Scandinavia or something."
I look at a picture.
"I could very easily make an innuendo right now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Technically, depending on this planet's location, everyone on earth is down under."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Captcha is probably a tranny. Or a hermaphroditic alien."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Can we just ignore the fact that I said 'land down under' and just pretend I said 'Australia' or 'that giant death trap people still live in for some reason'."

 

[Saltarius]

"And can we all agree that we're all men? Physically I mean."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well, all of us here right at this moment, and Knife. For all we know, we may get a lady fighter any day now."
I look around.
"Doubt it though."

 

[Saltarius]

"...I will stay as far away from her as possible."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall asleep and fall over, expertly landing in my sleeping bag.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Scared she'd kick your ass?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Trilby. Don't test me. I have a fucking rhino."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I dunno, I'd say hi. Show her the ropes. Get to know her. Get some fighter friendship, maybe more. Y'know. Unless she was completely fucking annoying or something. In which case I'd kill her."

 

[Saltarius]

"I don't trust myself around women anymore."