Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"None that you've met."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife. Look me in the acid scarred, sunglasses-obscured eyes and tell me that."

 

[Knife-28]

I take off Salt's sunglasses, and look into his acid scarred, formerly sunglasses-obscured eyes. "No woman you've met is attracted to you." I say, before replacing Salt's sunnies."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, admittedly, that is the more accurate statement, but still we've got things to do, locals to trade with, rhinos to raise. Where do we begin?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"There's an outpost 23 miles Southeast of here."

 

[Saltarius]

"...How well is this skateboard going to do in the bogs?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Not well unless you slap some rockets on there."

 

[Saltarius]

"I guess we're going on foot then. Can the citizens here be reasoned with?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"I don't know. You can ask them when you get there."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right. C'mon Aleksei, let's get moving."

I tuck my skateboard under my arm and start walking southeast.

"...Madame? Are you there?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm guessing you mean me since there are no other women in a ten mile radius. What's up?

 

[Knife-28]

I hover after Salt on my Hover segway.

 

[Saltarius]

"Why and how exactly are you my handler? And are there other handlers for the other fighters?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I supervise everyone on the team, not just you.

 

[Saltarius]

"I see. Misinterpretation on my part then. I just figured since I kinda killed two of your employees the higher ups wanted me on a metaphorical leash."

 

[RaNDM G]

I'm glad you know where you stand in this. You are a dangerous man Salt. The only reason you haven't been terminated yet is because we still maintain contact. The last thing the agency needs is another free agent on the loose.

 

[Saltarius]

"So in other words, if I, hell, if any of us go rogue, we're gonna get iced."

 

[RaNDM G]

In other words, yes.

 

[Saltarius]

"So we're tools to your organization. Means to an end."

 

[RaNDM G]

That's right.