Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude, we went to a fucking brothel before we landed."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah well...strippers are different."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"They accept money. Sister...Well she might. You never tried I don't think. That isn't the point. A few bad apples can't spoil the bunch Salt! You'll get a girl one day."

 

[Saltarius]

"Err...let's change the subject. Namely, finding my fucking board."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I think if you offered Sister money to take off her clothes, she would definitely take something off, but it wouldn't be hers..."

 

[Saltarius]

"CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT SISTER AND ANY INFATUATION I HAVE WITH HER?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure."
I go back to reading about eldritch whatever the fucks.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, I mean, I need to find my board. I lost it."

 

[Knife-28]

I hover over on my hover segway. "Thank you for waiting guys, this marshland is a lovely place this time of year."

 

[Saltarius]

"You happen to see my skateboard around? And how's Dimitri?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Salt, your board's right there, about..4 meters to your left and down a bit." I say, "As for your rhino, he's in The Mall's park."

 

[Saltarius]

"Cool."

I grab my board and hold it in one arm.

"So...is it ironic that Knife is the Knight of Mind and I'm the one with the board?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Um...I guess so?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Cool then. Now then...I presume you don't in any way know the Madame."

 

[Knife-28]

"The Madame? You mean that chick you apparently keep hearing in your head?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Yeah. Well, I'm pretty sure she's spoken to all of us at some point."

 

[Knife-28]

"Not me I don't think, maybe my Lordship blocks mysterious telepathic comunications by equally mysterious red-texted women." I say with a shrug of my shoulders.
"I mean I doubt it, but you never know."

 

[Saltarius]

"And perhaps my Knighthood attracts women."

 

[Knife-28]

"Perhaps, perhaps."

 

[Saltarius]

"Knife. You and I both know no women are attracted to me."