"oo that remembers i need to inspect that sculpture" puts his bowl down and pulls out a pair of glasses and walks over to the sculpture and puts the glasses on and inspects it "impressive craftsmanship, the sculpture appears to be one of a great warrior who came to these lands and probably helped the locals with a problem they had, must have been one hell of a problem to build to this in their honor" finds a very strange craving "ooh hello what are you then where's my universal translation book when you need the blasted thing?!