Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"...I would drink that, but it'd be a terrible idea." I and Salt start walking, searching for something.

 

[Saltarius]

"I can fucking taste red. This is the best fucking thing ever man."

 

[Captain Anon]

"SALT!!! ZOMB!!!" i shout while out looking for them

 

[Sigma Castell]

A door flips open in a nearby tree. I stagger out, considerably scorched and covered in kittens. I trip over Zombies foot and fall into a bog, which catches fire. All that methane, flammable dontchaknow.
"Sup guys"

 

[Captain Anon]

sees what happened "sigma why the hell were you in a tree?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Because I'm sigma, and this is what I do, every secound of every minute of every hour of every day."
I slap a pile of circuit boards.
"THIS."

 

[Captain Anon]

"oh ok now that's get you out of the bog" give him my hand

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab my pile of circuit boarda and parkour up Davids arm, vaulting over his head and narrowly missing landing on Salt.
"Thanks woon."
Then I fall asleep.

 

[Captain Anon]

"no problem and is david and salt isn't there because he and Zomb have gone missing"

 

[Knife-28]

Lacking anything to do, I explore the outpost for a bit.

 

[Saltarius]

"Christ. Madame, is there like a clearing nearby? A daedric statue or something?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Call me Madame again and you're dead.

 

[Saltarius]

"...What can I call you then?"

 

[RaNDM G]

Well... I don't know.

You are promptly slimed in swamp water.

 

[Saltarius]

"Jesus fuck! What is this, Nickelodeon?"

I wipe the slime off my face.

"I swear, if I ever meet you physically, I'm punching you in the face."

 

[Knife-28]

I continue exploring the outpost.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look over knifes shoulder.
"Watcha doing?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"SALT!!! ZOMB!!!! HELLO?!?!?! ANYONE?!?" he shouted still looking for Salt and Zomb.

 

[Knife-28]

"Exploring." I say, while continuing to look around the outpost.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Soooooo. Quest?"