Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

"Here's hoping."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i wish we can get on with it but Salt and Zomb are still lost" he said coming back for the second time

 

[Saltarius]

"Bloody hell. Zomb, you see anything up ahead?"

 

[Captain Anon]

"screw this i'm going to having a nap" he says sitting down after finding somewhere comfortable and close to the others so he keep an eye on them and puts his hat over his eyes to show he is sleeping and nods off

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Nah. Just trees. Wait. No, there's something different. I can't tell..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I find a few small portable lights in the boot of the MallMobile and set them up in a circle around us, some pointing out into the marsh to get Zombie's attention.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay Salt, I can tell what it is. A giant grey box. Odd."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I decided to call Zombie because apparently none of us thought to do that for some reason.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I answer.
"Hey Tril. Why didn't any of us thin-" I'm cut off. I look at my phone. Out of signal. I hold it up, and I get some bars. Then it dies.
"Out of battery. Damn it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"OH JUST FUCKING BALLS!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I appear next to Trilby.
"Found Zombie yet?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nope. His phone just died. I set the lights up to get his attention though, so that might help."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hmm. Maybe we should try something more...explossssive...."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Last time I tried that, I nearly destroyed an ecosystem. You might remember it. It was a few minutes ago or some shit."

 

[Captain Anon]

"OH JUST FUCKING BALLS!"

suddenly wakes up because of Trilby shouting "what the fuck?!?! i was asleep" picks his hat, puts it back over his eyes and goes back to sleep.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"AahahahheheheahahahehahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Good point Sigma."
I climb into the MallMobile gunner seat and fire the rocket launcher at the trees.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I sit cross legged on to of the Mallmobile and watch the Flames.
"Trilby..."
I take a drag of a cigarrette.
"Some men just want to watch the world burn."

 

[RaNDM G]

As the flame billows, you hear a rumble off in the distance.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look in the direction of the rumble.
"Why do I get the feeling a leviathan is coming to tell us to fuck off or he'll get the Neighbourswamp Watch to come kick our asses, like in that film with Zoolander and Maurice Moss."