Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Well. At least the others are safe. Presumably anyway." I kick the big grey box.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait. I was sitting on the.. Oh." I am carried under by the snake.

 

[Captain Anon]

pulls out my pistol and starts firing at the giant snake

 

[RaNDM G]

Your projectile attacks pose no threat to the snake. Probably because it's underground right now.

Yep, you're really showing that dirt what for.

 

[Captain Anon]

"we're going after it right?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"PADDY! NOOO-fuck that guy."
I land next to the split in the ground.
"All right you scaly sonofabitch,"
I draw my Scorch Shot.
"Let's dance."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I cough.
"Yo Narrator. I've got a blind Knight, a red hourglass, and a big grey box. If I subtract all three of them by seven, and combine the numbers I've gathered as a result, what colour will my tie be on Sunday?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I call Trilby. "I'm underground. This worm is. Well. A worm. Could I have some help?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Sure, Paddy. I'm coming for you right now, not questioning how you can get reception inside a giant reptile."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Magic. Remember."

 

[Captain Anon]

"well dealing with a giant monster use a giant weapon" he holds out his hand

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah, sure."
I throw the phone into the hole.
"Yo, Davey. We must go save the fair Maiden of Space. And, all my giant weapons were on the MallMobile."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

 

[RaNDM G]

Yellow and blue stripes.

So tacky. How can you live with yourself?

The snake burrows up for another round.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"...Fuck. Alright, seriously. Is there something happening that I should know about? I mean, there is nothing going on for me and Acid Eyes here."

 

[Captain Anon]

"i see don't worry i'm already on it someone cue some weapon summoning music" i say as holds out my hand

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I kick the snake a couple of times, then try to kite it into the burning forest.

 

[Captain Anon]

"COME FOURTH DARKNESS SLAYER!!" suddenly thunder cracks and a giant buster sword drops into his hand "ready" drops down head first into the giant hole

 

[Paddy the Second]

I carve a seat into one of the snake's teeth and sit down.

 

[Knife-28]

I roll my eyes, and give Trilby and David an armful og grenades each. "Sheash, anyone else would think I was the only one who come prepared." I say.